My Rhondda News

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] The Council have told residents this morning that, following a successful petition from pet owners and miserable people, they must ALL agree on a date to celebrate Guy Fawkes’ Night. From now on it will be illegal to set off fireworks or light bonfires on any date other than…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] The lonely old man featured in the new John Lewis Christmas advert may sue the council. As if being lonely wasn’t enough, now he’s suffering from sleep deprivation, as Rhondda Council beam their new laser advert onto the moon’s surface (as reported by us here). “It’s absolutely ridiculous really”,…

My Rhondda News has learned that traffic on the A470 will probably be shite.

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] In an attempt to attract more visitors to the valleys, Rhondda council have embarked on a novel way to reach more people – by advertising on the moon. Potential “Advertising on the moon is the next big thing”, said a spokesperson for the council, “the potential is yet be realised…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] Following the devastating news today from the World Health Organisation (WHO), regarding processed meat probably being carcinogenic to humans, a Rhondda entrepreneur has come up with an idea to beat the bacon blues. Birds Rhondda Inventor and Ex-smoker, Theodopolis Evans, has invented the bacon flavoured e-cigarette, Theo told us…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] My Rhondda News’ undercover reporter, Guy Catesby, has uncovered shocking evidence regarding a local environmental officer and his children’s bonfire. King James King 38, of Parliament Street Treorchy, has been combing the side streets of the Rhondda in his official council vehicle looking for children’s bonfires. When he…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] NASA has discovered some exciting news about what local Rhondda people call the Cwmparc Basin. DISCO The Deep in-Space Climate Observatory (DISCO) orbiting telescope, which is used by NASA to photograph the Earth, has identified the Cwmparc Basin (pictured above) as the impact crater left by the giant asteroid that…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] A Rhondda family of 4, who own 4 vehicles and live on a terraced street have been forced into drastic measures in order to remain living on their own street. Camping The Thomas family of First Street, Maerdy have been forced to live in their vehicles in order to ensure…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] My Rhondda News has gained evidence that the authorities plan to use the Rhondda as a pilot area for its latest initiative against dog fouling, and they want you to do the dirty work. Spy in the Sky Rhondda residents will soon be able to apply to become Armchair Drone Pilots…

[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] The council have re-invoked  an 18th century law in an attempt to stop Rhondda people putting up their Christmas decorations too early. Tax Evasion The law, which was originally brought in during the 18th Century, was used as a means to stop window tax evasion, by making it illegal…