Category: Rhondda News
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Confusion Over Rhondda Lady’s Front Passage
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] A women from Treorchy has told of her embarrassment after referring to her hallway as her front passage while at work for the last eight years. Jean Evans, from High Street Treorchy, who works in Cardiff, always referred to the hallway in her house as her ‘front passage’…
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Rhondda Hard Man Gutted About Black Friday Poor Show
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] Rhondda hardman, Terry Perry, has today expressed his disappointment about this year’s Black Friday. Terry had hoped for a repeat of last year’s shenanigans at local shops, and got tooled up for a ‘bit of a scuffle’ only to find the shops deserted. “It’s absolutely ridiculous really,” said Terry,…
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Council Urges Fly Tippers To Be More Tidy
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] Following a failure to stop fly tipping in the Rhondda, the council have decided to meet the fly tippers half way and have come up with a solution that will benefit all parties. Scumbags Fly tipping is a crime and involves bone idle low life scumbags driving several…
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Rhondda School Girl Bullied Because Of Her Name
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] Abigail Jones from Porth has been bullied in school all week, simply for being called Abigail. The bullying started following the Met Office’s decision to be all American and start naming storms, and the first named storm to hit Britain this week was Storm Abigail. Why Me? Abigail, age…
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Rhondda Bonfire Revellers Told To Stick To One Night
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] The Council have told residents this morning that, following a successful petition from pet owners and miserable people, they must ALL agree on a date to celebrate Guy Fawkes’ Night. From now on it will be illegal to set off fireworks or light bonfires on any date other than…
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John Lewis Advert Moon Man To Sue Council
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] The lonely old man featured in the new John Lewis Christmas advert may sue the council. As if being lonely wasn’t enough, now he’s suffering from sleep deprivation, as Rhondda Council beam their new laser advert onto the moon’s surface (as reported by us here). “It’s absolutely ridiculous really”,…
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Commuters Warned of Probable A470 Traffic Chaos.
My Rhondda News has learned that traffic on the A470 will probably be shite.
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Council Spend £150K on Advert
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] In an attempt to attract more visitors to the valleys, Rhondda council have embarked on a novel way to reach more people – by advertising on the moon. Potential “Advertising on the moon is the next big thing”, said a spokesperson for the council, “the potential is yet be realised…
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Rhondda Entrepreneur Invents Bacon Flavoured E-Cigarette To Beat Cancer
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] Following the devastating news today from the World Health Organisation (WHO), regarding processed meat probably being carcinogenic to humans, a Rhondda entrepreneur has come up with an idea to beat the bacon blues. Birds Rhondda Inventor and Ex-smoker, Theodopolis Evans, has invented the bacon flavoured e-cigarette, Theo told us…
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Treorchy Official Abuses Powers In Order To Have Largest Bonfire
[xyz-ihs snippet=”Adsense2″] My Rhondda News’ undercover reporter, Guy Catesby, has uncovered shocking evidence regarding a local environmental officer and his children’s bonfire. King James King 38, of Parliament Street Treorchy, has been combing the side streets of the Rhondda in his official council vehicle looking for children’s bonfires. When he…
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