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MARY FRINGE DECLARES TOTAL ALLEGIANCE AND SUPPORT FOR MY RHONDDA NEWS
In a moving display of valley loyalty, local icon Mary Fringe from Blaenllechau has officially declared her unwavering support and exclusive allegiance to My Rhondda News, following the “insulting” arrival of a rival page.
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Council Announces Ultimate Solution to Firework Complaint Crisis
Ban to be introduced to stop complaints After years of receiving an “unprecedented and frankly exhausting” number of complaints from owners of terrified pets every November, A counciller has announced an extraordinary, high-level directive designed to end the chaos once and for all., confirming he would be implementing “drastic measurments”…
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“Bag Baron of Porth” Strikes Gold Selling Council Recycling Bags
By our Porth Correspondent, Manuel Minty A local entrepreneur from Porth has turned a years-long obsession with hoarding old-style council recycling bags into a thriving business at the indoor crafts market. For years, friends mocked 48-year-old, “Bag Baron”, Mike Casagrande for keeping thousands of rolls of the sturdy, printed recycling…
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“Gategategate” Escalates as Group Want Gates To Stay
Gate Appreciation Society want council decision overturned.
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Middle Class Rhondda People Want Terraced Houses Demolished
So called middle class people living in the Rhondda want the traditional terraced house eradicated from the valleys. Frankie In a My Rhondda News survey of Rhondda people living in new build homes, the majority of those asked would like to see all terraced houses demolished and replaced by Frankie and Bennys or Chiquitos…
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Panic in Rhondda as Admin of Facebook Parking Group Threatens to Expose Anonymous Posters
Chaos has erupted across the Valleys as the Facebook group Parking Like A Prick In The Rhondda teeters on the brink of a public meltdown after the admin dropped a bombshell that has sent shivers down the spines of the valley’s most passive-aggressive keyboard warriors. In an announcement that has…
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Penrhys Hill Remains 30mph Because I.T. Staff Don’t Know How To Change the Average Speed Camera Settings
Penrhys Hill Remains 30mph Because Council IT Staff Don’t Know How To Change the Average Speed Cameras
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Tonypandy Man Fools Wife Into Thinking The Heating Is On By Secretly Playing Back A Recording Of Boiler Noises.
Tonypandy Man Fools Wife The Heating Is On By Secretly Playing Back Recording Of Boiler Noises.
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Welsh Government Hire Donald Sutherland To Point At English People Spotted Holidaying In Wales.
The Welsh Government has hired Donald Sutherland in order to help enforce its latest lockdown rules. This weekend, self contained holiday accommodation is opening up in Wales and the staylocal rule is being relaxed, but people from outside Wales are not allowed to travel into Wales for holidays. Invest in…
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Rhondda Man Sells Rare 50p Collection For A Small Fortune.
Local Man, Chad Aglet was laughing all the way to the bank when he pocketed a small fortune after selling his collection of rare 50 pence coins on Ebay. Aglet, 47 from Heath Terrace in Ynyshir, could not believe his luck when an anonymous Ebayer snapped up his coins for…
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