MARY FRINGE DECLARES TOTAL ALLEGIANCE AND SUPPORT FOR MY RHONDDA NEWS

“I’ll never comment for a Rival News Site”

In a moving display of valley loyalty, local icon Mary Fringe from Blaenllechau has officially declared her unwavering support and exclusive allegiance to My Rhondda News, following the “insulting” arrival of a rival page called Reporting Rhondda or something like that.

The new page has been desperately trying to lure Mary into their comments section with repeated calls and visits by their reporter to Mary’s house in Blaenlleachau.

Speaking from her front door (exlusivly to My Rhondda News), Mary made her position crystal clear…

“It’s absolutely ridiculous, really,” Mary scoffed. “This new Rhondda Reporting lot messaged me asking for a quote about speed bumps, but I’m busy enough with my commentry for My Rhondda News, I just don’t have time for the both of them.”

Mary went on to explain that her loyalty and vocal support aren’t for sale.

“I only comment on My Rhondda News stories. I’m a woman of my word, and I’m putting my full support behind the real team. I won’t have my name appearing next to some lies. If it isn’t MyRhondda.com, I’m staying silent.”

One response to “MARY FRINGE DECLARES TOTAL ALLEGIANCE AND SUPPORT FOR MY RHONDDA NEWS”

eaglemindfullye17eb04bde

1st Jul 2026

Hi everyone Pelvis here

I had the honour of meeting Mary Fringe this week on a recent out of Valley trip to Ogmore Vale fundraising for the daft kids.

what a beautiful, well rounded, opinionated and superfluous ball of fun wrapped up in a big chocolate cwtch she was.

We talked about the old days of media like the Paper copy of the echo that only reached the Valleys on a Wednesday. I decide to pen her a poem.

Mary, Mary quite contrary

How does your garden grow

Do the mountain fires burn them

Or are you worried about Andy Burnham

Imposing taxes on home grown flowers.

on the train on the way home I overhead a group of boys from the EU funded Ebbw Vale and they were complaining about the new EU funded road all the way to Swansea. They claimed in the past when they went to Swansea clubbing they could get through 8 cans on the way on the old roads. Whereas now on the hyper link road they are barely touching the 6th.

Is there any wonder why Reform and the Brexit party have gained such a foothold there?

On a lighter note, Mary I really enjoyed your masturbating in a cup joke. It still brings a smile to my face even today when I haven’t got much to smile about. Diolph a lot.

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