The Welsh Government has hired Donald Sutherland in order to help enforce its latest lockdown rules. This weekend, self contained holiday accommodation is opening up in Wales and the staylocal rule is being relaxed, but people from outside Wales are not allowed to travel into Wales for holidays.
Anthony Tawny, a government spokesman, told us that Mr Sutherland will be employed to roam the promenades of places like Porthcawl and Aberavon, listening for English accents, and to dramatically point at anyone who sounds English, in the style he made famous in the film, “Invasion Of The Body Snatchers”. “We hope that Welsh people will also also adopt this pointing technique too”, said Tawny.
Mary Fringe from Blaenllechau said, “It’s absolutely ridiculous really, what about people from Cowbridge, they won’t stand a chance, my old neighbour moved there three months ago and now she sounds like the Queen.”
Gayle Smythson-Petticoat from Cowbridge asked, “Where is this Porthcawl?”
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