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Council Announces Ultimate Solution to Firework Complaint Crisis

Ban to be introduced to stop complaints After years of receiving an “unprecedented and frankly exhausting” number of complaints from owners of terrified pets every November, A counciller has announced an extraordinary, high-level directive designed to end the chaos once and for all., confirming he would be implementing “drastic measurments” to silence the annual uproar.…

“Bag Baron of Porth” Strikes Gold Selling Council Recycling Bags

By our Porth Correspondent, Manuel Minty A local entrepreneur from Porth has turned a years-long obsession with hoarding old-style council recycling bags into a thriving business at the indoor crafts market. For years, friends mocked 48-year-old, “Bag Baron”, Mike Casagrande for keeping thousands of rolls of the sturdy, printed recycling bags under his stairs and…

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